Google Search Results Suck: Exhibit C

With all the patents, research, and academic papers that are attributed to Google/Googlers, especially in the area of natural language processing, you would probably guess that Google is really good at understanding English. I mean, just looking at this list of papers written by…

Google Fucked My Camel

…Case Letters Ok, I admit it…I just wanted an excuse to bring back my awesome Google character. But while you’re here, I’ll use this opportunity to bitch about how sloppy Google’s SERPs have become! In case you haven’t noticed, Google has…

Google Search Results Suck: Exhibit B

This is another example of why Google sucks (and DuckDuckGo rocks). My previous example of Google suckage was for a query that no one searches for. This time, however, there’s no excuse. I stumbled across a nicely-presented article about CSS specificity (which, if you…

Google Search Results Suck: Exhibit A

I’ve been watching Google’s search results decline in quality and relevance for several years now. Not a day goes by where I’m not completely disgusted by the garbage I find in Google’s SERPs. Sometimes the search results are so mind-blowingly-shitty…